What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?