What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What time does everyone love to drink?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the elk have great hair?