What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call octopus twins?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why are ghosts always single?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why was the broom late for school?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which former US President was always cold?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?