What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What game do bats excel at?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?