Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?