Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do bees get to school?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
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