Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What country has the most fish?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What school subject really rocks?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
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