What day never takes itself seriously?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?