Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did autumn say to summer?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

How does the sun listen to music?