What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do you organize a space party?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?