My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?