What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?