Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What school subject really rocks?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?