What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?