What animal has more lives than a cat?

Where do polar bears store their money?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

How do hurricanes see?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?