How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?