What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?