Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What school subject really rocks?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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