What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?