What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do amoebas make calls?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How long do chickens work?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Where do mice leave their boats?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call an old snowman?