What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the frog starve?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What makes pirates such good singers?