Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
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