Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
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