Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why did the echo get detention?
What color are all the books in the library?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which animal will never go bald?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
I'm not a bad putter.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
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