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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

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What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

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Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What stories are told by basketball players?