What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are ghosts always single?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?