What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a pig thief?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?