What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which fly makes films?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?