Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?