What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What boat is great at getting a deal?