What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?