What utensil does water use to eat?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Where do actors go to pray?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?