What's the friendliest pen?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?