When should you start writing a book?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?