How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What bee is good for your health?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?