Where does money love to go shopping?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?