Where do books sleep?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's E.T. short for?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?