What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why was the spider so smart?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What snacks always have the best tan?