What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do you call the dog magician?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why was the spider so smart?

Families are like fudge.

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?