Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Which cats love to be petted?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the pen say to the pencil?