What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a smelly horse?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?