When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call an Irish spider?