What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a silly hill?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?