Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?