What do you call two birds in love?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How can you farm during the winter?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?