Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the frog starve?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How do amoebas make calls?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?