Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's the loudest sport?

How do snowmen get information?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?