Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?