What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?