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What do you call a pig thief?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do moms make good vintners?