What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call octopus twins?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?