What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?