Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do cows say on NYE?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?