What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
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What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
A book just fell on my head.
What does the sun drink out of?
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