What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do bees say in the summer?
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