What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

When do astronauts eat?

How do you get straight A's?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?