What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which state is the cleanest?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
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