What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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