What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What game do bats excel at?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
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