Which insect makes the best father?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

When do cows get tired?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?