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What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's the scariest letter?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?