What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do actors go to pray?
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