Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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