Why are English teachers so smart?

What are you studying in math?

Where do surfers go to school?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?