What do elves learn in school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are books always so angry?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?