What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
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