What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How are teens like cats?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
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