What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call an angry monkey?