What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How does the sun listen to music?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did electricity win the race?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?