Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Families are like fudge.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.