What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What animal floats best?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What bird is always sad?