Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?