What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do bees buzz?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?