What do you eat on July 5th?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What animals make the best students?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?