Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How can you make 7 even?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?