What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Families are like fudge.

How do billboards talk?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How do horses navigate at night?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?