What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What birds make average students?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What vehicle works the hardest?