How do fleas travel?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's a watch's eldest relative?