What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Which family member is always relieved?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?