Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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