Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How do fleas travel?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What birds make average students?