Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!