Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Which subject has two parts?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?