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What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?