Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?