What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?