Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why do bees gossip?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's E.T. short for?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do milkshakes come from?