What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you give a sick pig?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?