What do you call hiking college students?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What tea do footballers drink?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?