What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why is a computer so smart?

What bird is always sad?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why are trees always so positive?