Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the person sit on the clock?