How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?