Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?