What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?