Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do elves learn in school?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?