Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why are books always so angry?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What are the strongest days of the week?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?