What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How can you make 7 even?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How do you make antifreeze?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?