What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do hands go on vacation?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is blue and not heavy?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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