What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What vegetables make the best music?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
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