Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which president loved to take baths?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What does a dog say before eating?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?