Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why do mice need oiling?

What sport requires no movement at all?