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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?