Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How do you arrest a pig?

What bee is good for your health?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What tea do footballers drink?

What does a dog say before eating?