Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do teachers do during summer break?