What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

How do frogs get to work?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?