Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?