What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What day is your mom always right?