Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?