Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?