What did the school bully have for lunch?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a forklift?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?