What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which subject has two parts?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What fish only swims at night?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?