Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's the difference between people and chickens?