What sweet treat never panics?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why should you not pamper a cow?