What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why was the cat so small?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What day never takes itself seriously?