Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How do you compliment a cat?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why was the tire self-conscious?