What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?