Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are ghosts always single?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?