What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the painter say to the wall?
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What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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