Why are basketball courts always wet?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?