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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the most determined bird?