What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do bees buzz?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How does dinner smell?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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