You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

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What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Where do you take sick ponies?