Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?