What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What kind of store would a dog own?