Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the duck cross the road?