Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's the friendliest national park?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why are scissors so forgiving?