Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What animal has the most fun?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why was the spider so smart?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?