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How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?