What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are ghosts always single?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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