If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's the ocean's favorite song?