What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why do cows go to New York?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?