What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which former US President was always cold?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
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