Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which relative loves rice?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?